Uh, hello-?
[ a few taps as he taps the speakers of the device-- no answer, a pause stretching the silence. ]
(okay, so this is all way too hard to believe... the fact that i was no longer in the united states of zombieland, but somehow got sucked into a transporting wormhole that sent me to-- canada? these are the kind of surreal things that only
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